My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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