it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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