Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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