My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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