Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I pour the whiskey from now on
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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