Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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