Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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