when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Barsexuality is the new black.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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