We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Buhtt sex?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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