let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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