that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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