Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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