I need help removing her.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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