All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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