How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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