carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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