Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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