Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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