yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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