I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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bring money and cleavage
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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