halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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