Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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