Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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