it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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