Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Boobs speak an international language.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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