Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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