No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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