he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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