either way he was missing a nipple.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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