he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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