Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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