I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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