i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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