It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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