I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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