Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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