4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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