Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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