Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Someone signed my nipple.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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