WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize