did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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