Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.