I can tuck mytits in my pants
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear