I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck