just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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