your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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