I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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