so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Watching her eat just hurts me
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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