Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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