I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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