Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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