Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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