What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Drunk walkin through police station. America
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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