he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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