i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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