Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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