this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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