Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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